New Spartan boxers protect your manhood from radiation

If you've played Fallout 4 then chances are you've received your fair share of RADS while on your adventures in the Commonwealth. Even if you haven't, there's a high probability that you've actually received several high doses of radiation in real life.
More dangerous though, is a continuous dose of low radiation. Men who store their cell phone in their pocket in between quick mobile games sessions and phone calls are receiving electromagnetic radiation all day long every day of the year. Given enough time, cell phone radiation can reduce your sperm count by up to 50% and lead to an increased risk of testicle cancer.

Spartan is producing a special set of boxer briefs that will "protect your manhood." The company claims that their Spartan Box Brief will "block everything from calls to 4G and Wi-Fi." In addition to keeping your private parts safe from genetic mutation, the Spartan Boxers are also "bacteria free" thanks to silver woven into the fabric which "stops bacteria from multiplying." Spartan also claimes that their new Spartan Boxer will "stay fresh at the end of the day even for the most active man." That's great news for lazy gamers who don't shower often or change their underwear daily. More seriously though, they'd probably make a great addition to your hiking gear for when you don't always have the chance to shower.

The Spartan Boxer Briefs are available on IndieGoGo for $40 a pair, and there's discounts to bulk purchases and early buyers. Don't venture out into the radiated wasteland without them.